"I have a stale cookie!"- Keifer

"Do the lights!... ooooo! hand cuffs! he locked the hand cuffs in the car!"- Andy

"After you!"- Kieifer to Andy
"Ladies first!"- Andy to Keifer

"DIDALLY DOODLEY"- Keifer

"McFurry!"- Keifer

"I like coldness... because I'm... stupid"- Keifer

"If you like Pink, you'll like Incubus!"-Andy

"You'll like Linkin' Park because it is a bunch of yelling and screaming"-Andy

"Are you guys OK'"- Mom
"WHAT'!" -Andy

"Ouch!"- Toki (Written by Andy. I didn't say that)

"Do my shoes look fat?... Oh dear!" -Keifer

"We'll bet... Grass!" -keifer (they were trying to play poker and they left the poker chips at home)

"Oh no. I'm choking in my sleep." -Keifer (sarcastically)

"Beef Jerky!" -Andy (while eating red silly puddy)

"Now I won't snore when I sleep!"- Keifer (then put the silly puddy all over his face.)

"I'm am Super Puddy Man!" -Keifer (yet again he has the silly puddy over his face... then it falls off.)

"We get to wave at a lot of people!"- Andy looking at the traffic up a head.

"Wave to him!" -Keifer
"That's an under cover cop." - Andy
"No" - Keifer
"Look at the light!"- Andy
"Oh dear!" -Keifer

"Pink is not your color!" Andy to Keifer

"Look! My finger has been taken over by some sort of red... thing." -Keifer with the silly puddy on his finger.

"Look @ my invention... it is some sort of... hole." -Keifer
"Look @ my invention! It is a hole! ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch!"- Andy

"I bet my hole is faster than your hole!"- Andy
"Nu huh!" -Keifer
"LETS RACE 'EM!" - both Keifer and Andy

"Now as u can see, this is a wave. It is followed by another wave which is followed by another wave which is followed by another wave followed by a crashing wave. Would u like to buy it'" - Keifer
"No thanks" -Bzok

"I bet my silly puddy is faster that your silly puddy!" -Andy
"Lets race em!" Keifer
"Mine's a bunny!"- Andy
"Mine's a-" Keifer cut off by Andy
"RRAAWWEERR!!! my bunny is gonna eat you!"- Andy

"I Feel like dancing in my skin!"- Keifer.

"I feel a slight breeze coming from that direction!"- Keifer
"I farted!"- Andy

"Look! It's a house!... it's my house!" -Keifer
"Lets race it!" -Andy

"Look. it says land for sale! What's land'" Keifer
"It's that stuff right there... see! It's blue!" -Andy

"Punch buggy silver no punch backs!!!!!!!"-Keifer
"OOOWWW! It's a poke buggy!" -Andy

"I bet my butt can beat your butt in a race!" -Keifer
"Nu huh!" -Andy... it stops there and they both laugh.

"NO! Start it over! I didn't hear the beginning!" - Andy
"OH! it wont kill you... oh wait it will." - Keifer

"I didn't hear you! I'm blind!" - Keifer

"I have played 'got your nose' so many times and so many times it has ended in tears!"- Andy

"Wow! look at the bed! its pink!" - Keifer
"I want the bed!" Andy
"No! i called it!...........I wanna get on top of the bed!" - Keifer
"I wanna get under the bed!" - Andy
"Think of the monsters that could live under there!" - Keifer
"We'd better get on top!... hey! even Toki could fit under there!" - Andy
"Hey! that was not nice!" - Toki
"...be-cause...sh- she is so...so... tall!" - Andy

"Nose... nose... nose... nose... nose... nose... nose... nose..." - Keifer
"Go for the nose!" - Andy
"Nose..." Keifer
"TOUCH DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!" -Andy

"It looks like something I would do." -Keifer

"BURGER KING!!" -Keifer
"DAIRY QUEEN!!" -Andy

"I'm blind... I CANT SEE!!" -Andy

"I bet you if I drool out the window, it will fly off and hit the car behind us." -Andy

"We so silly" -Andy

"I wanna eat your head!" -Keifer
"Nuh- huh!" -Andy
"Lets race 'em!" Andy and -Keifer
"I'm gonna kick you" -Andy
"I'm gonna run on you." -Keifer
"I have a foot" Andy

"MOUSE" -Andy
"MOUSE" -Keifer
"MOUSE" -Andy
"MOUSE" -Keifer
"MOUSE" -Andy
"Let's kill it." -Keifer

"Can we whisper scream?" -Andy

"Poke buggie black!" -Keifer

"There's Annapolis Rock!" -Andy
"I have a rock! C! OOOWW!!" -Keifer

"Oh look the poke buggie! Is in that lane now!" -Keifer

"NO!!!!!!! HE DOESN'T HAVE A SHIRT! HE'S NAKID!" -Andy and Keifer

"The other people... they just stared @ me." -Keifer

"OOO! He did the... the... thingy!" -Andy

"OOO! look at the car!" -Andy
"MUSTANG!!!!!!!!" -Keifer
"NO! don't yell!" -Andy

"LOOK @ ME!!!!!!!!" -Andy

"I can grab more air than you can!" -Andy
"Nu huh!" -Keifer
"Lets race them!" -Andy

"I'm gonna ask the people if they think my shoes Are fat." -Keifer

"K. I'm Michel Jackson and you Tito!" -Keifer
"No! I'm Janet Jackson! (starts singing) It's all for you!" -Andy
"No! you Tito" -keifer
"Tito'" -andy
"Tito." -Keifer
"K... no I wanna be Janet" -Andy

"K it will start to get stinky here in a little bit." -Andy

"Tito" -Keifer
"Janet" -Andy
"Tito" -Keifer
"Janet" -Andy
"Tito" -Keifer
"Janet" -Andy
"Lets race 'em!" -Andy and Keifer

"Oh there it goes. flipping and flopping." -Keifer about a deer that was hit by a car

"Me and Keifer are eating" -Andy
"No. it's Keifer and I." - Mom
"Well if you wanna get technical about it..." -Andy
"Well you wouldn't say me are eating would u'" -Mom
"You wouldn't say I are eating either." -Andy

"I have a wedgie!" -Andy
"Me too.... I'll fight it off with my mind." -Keifer

"I like the battle bot 'Atomic Wedgie'." -Andy
"What?! All I heard was Atomic Wedgie!" -Keifer
"Yeah... it's a battle bot" -Andy

"I like light houses!" -Keifer
"They're shiny" -Andy

"My seat belt is not tight enough... eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!" -Keifer

"Dead skunk!" -Toki
"YUM!!!!" -Keifer

"BOB DOLE!!!!!!!" -Keifer

"Big Bang!" -Keifer
"You suck!" -Andrea

"I have lots of bushes in my shoes!" -Toki

"I'm warmer than u!" -Andy
"Nuh- huh!" -Keifer
"Lets race em!" -Andy
"I win." -Keifer

"It is cold like a donkey!" -Ash

"You're my favorite airplane" -Andy
"You're my favorite cloud"-Keifer
"You're my favorite sky"-Andy
"You're my favorite air"-Keifer
"You're my favorite water"-Andy
"You're my favorite land"-Keifer
"You're my favorite dirt"-Andy
"You're my favorite blade of grass"-Keifer
"You're my favorite deer"-Andy
"You're my favorite ... blade ... of grass"-Keifer
"You're my favorite car"-Andy
"You're my favorite mailbox"-Keifer
"You're my favorite dog"-Andy
"You're my favorite hamster" -Keifer
"You're my favorite hippo"-Andy
"You're my favorite elephant"-Keifer
"You're my favorite sister"-Andy
"You're my favorite mommy"-Keifer
"You're my favorite daddy"-Andy
"You're my favorite Andy" -Keifer
"You're my favorite Keifer"-Andy
"You're my favorite road kill"-Keifer
"You're my favorite light bulb"-Andy
"You're my favorite lake"-Keifer
"You're my favorite TV"-Andy
"You're my favorite phone wire"-Keifer
"You're my favorite wire"-Andy
"You're my favorite idiot"-Keifer
"You're my favorite let's race 'em"-Andy
"You're my favorite nuh-huh" -Keifer
"You're my favorite cow" -Andy
"You're my favorite horse"-Keifer
"You're my favorite light"-Andy
"You're my favorite moon"-Keifer
"You're my favorite alien"-Andy
"You're my favorite poop"-Keifer
"You're my favorite kitty"-Andy
"You're my favorite fat shoe"-Keifer
"You're my favorite thing"-Andy
"You're my favorite road"-Keifer
"You're my favorite street"-Andy
"You're my favorite truck"-Keifer
"You're my favorite fishy" Andy
"You're my favorite turtle"-Keifer
"You're my favorite Mr. Bloop Bloop"-Andy
"You're my favorite monkey"-Keifer
"You're my favorite pet"-Andy
"You're my favorite swimming pool"-Keifer
"You're my favorite swim suit"-Andy
"All right that's enough!" - Mom