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"Beauty School Drop-Out, Go back to high school- Michael Jackson?!" - Joe

"Something..." - Joe

"Are you making soothing sea-sounds?" - Tab

"It's about a tuba" - Joe

"I challenge James to a duel. A kareoke duel!" - Joe

"He's Dreamy!" - Monica and Tab

"Hi... I'm doctor Thunder!" - Joe

"Orgy in the bible: When eight people don't have their socks on." - Monica

"Holy crud! They just flashed a movie in the two minutes! Whoa! I gotta drink more doctor thunder! In stores now!" -Joe

"Watch the TV!" - Tabitha
"Yes, mom." - Joe
"Good." - Tabitha

"Go Team!" - Monica

"This is the good part!" - Melissa
"As opposed to the bad part." - Tabitha

"What would you do if Schwartzinager walked in naked?" - Joe
"Point and laugh." - Tab

"It's really funny thinking about Arnold as a chipmonk." - Tab

"This is sad." - Bzok

"I just wanna be alone with my can!" - Joe

"I'm trying to watch the crazy person!" - Monica

"I'm the maturist one- Hey! A can!" - Joe

"D - E - D! Dead!" - Bzok

"The can says quiet!" - Joe

"Hey Jams! I called you Jams!" - Joe

"Guess who hit her mom's car while parallel parking?!" - Melissa

"If I had $300 I'd be like, "Get me some doctor Thunder!" - Joe

"Robots have to reproduce too!" - Monica
"Yeah, but not like that!!" - Lee

"Dude! They had Capri Sun!!!" - Lee

"I'm not shaking, I'm bouncing." - Tabitha

"Stop flirting with the chair!" - Monica

"Monica isn't capable of sexual fantasies." - Melissa

"Frontal labotomy, here we come." - Tabitha

"He looks like he's walking with a stick up his butt." - Morgan

"She's holding him at needlepoint." - Joe

"I think it's time to take off our socks." - James

"I like women." - Joe

"Who needs brakes?" - Morgan
"Just run into a tree!" - Monica

"His mother deserts him in a station wagon of pain." - Tabitha

"Stupid men." - Tab

"When Nate gets here we'll have full power." - James

"He has a house on his truck!" - Tab, Monica, or both?

"Hot plus Cold equals Lukewarm" - Tabitha

"That's what I get for putting my kid in a trash compactor." - Tabitha

"Hey! Robots have feelings, man." - Joe

"If you ever go into apocalyptic battle, don't forget your alternate power source." - Joe

"I think too much to watch movies." - Bzok

"Jinkies!" - Joe

"I am the lizard queen!" - Morgan