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"I want chicken, I want liver. Meow mix, meow mix, please deliver." - Toki

"Open your mouth, or I'll bite you." -Toki

"Oh look, it's the state penitentiary. No wait, it's a college." -Torre

"This isn't a pen." -Lee

"Vampire for the chicken soup soul." -Torre

"Cinatit." -Lee

"Big boom." -Toki
"Yeah, shut up. I'm having a dream about a cannon." -Lee

"Smile! You're on candid camera!" -Toki

"Smile again, 'cause candid camera's back!" -Toki

"She says you're not fair." -Bzok
"Oh, cool." -Toki

"Smile! Candid camera take 9!" -Toki

"Take 3?" -Toki

"Lee lost her pen." -Bzok
"Nah. It's in my foot." -Lee

"Do you know what a hyperbole is?" -Torre
"No - hyperbole?" -Lee
"It's a color!" -Toki

"Smile! Candid camera's back for take 4!" -Toki

"Take 5 scared her off." -Toki

"Do you want another take 6 for your (I can't read Lee's handwriting!)? While you're at it, add 7!" -Toki

"Candid camera, come back for take two thousand, one million point ninety-four." -Toki

"Poodle named killer!" -Toki

"Masochistic frog!" -Lee

"Pikapooh!" -Toki

"Hey! I happen to like stuff!" -Anonymous

"Are you dead?" -Lee
"You can't get rid of me that easy." -Torre

"Think blank tape." -Torre

"Okay! That's water!" -Lee

"Do not pay attention to the man behind the shark." -Toki

"La la." -Toki

"Here fishy, fishy, fishy." -Torre

"Stupid fish!" -Bzok

"Why don't they just kill us, so no one will be dead!?" - Lee

"Did I just bow down to a cake in public?" -Bzok
"No." -Toki
"Okay, good." -Bzok

"The all-mighty green cake that looks like lettuce." -Toki

"Baby crab." -Bzok
"Maybe no." -Lee

"I have a psychological link with the pillow." -Torre

*GONG*

"What rhymes with lungs?" -Lee
"Tongues." -Toki

"Your chair bit me!" -Bzok
"Bite it back!" -Toki

"The ghost of dead Torre." -Torre

"She needed lyposuction." -Lee

"You...have...things on your head." -Torre

"Oh no! There was a man! And he was like mmmmmmm! And he had a bike that went klick klick klick! Mmmmmmm. And he went that way like mmmmmmm by the window! And, and?oh never mind! It was a man with a bike, and he went by the window." -Toki

"Look! Daddy has a face! Oh, look! He has another face!" -Torre

"Bow to the watch!" -Toki

"What time is it, and where's the ice!?" -Toki

"Happy!" -Torre
"No. You're Torre." -Toki

"Toki phone home." -Toki

"Bad pen!" -Toki

"Bldoodoodoo!" -Lee

"Stop bldoodoodooing!" -Torre