| Week of 09/03/01 | Ifyou put cereal in the freezer before you eat it, it stays crunchy in milk.Try it, some time. |
| Week of 09/10/01 | People are Stupid... but we already knew that. |
| Week of 09/17/01 | Art is good, but lunch is better. |
| Week of 09/24/01 | Look oblivious. |
| Week of 10/01/01 | Harry Potter and bubble baths go very welltogether. |
| Week of 10/08/01 | For this week, I borrow a quote from G. K.Chesterton: "The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also tolove our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people." |
| Week of 10/15/01 | Don't ever let your ink cartridge in your printerrun out of ink before a major report is due. Not fun. |
| Week of 10/22/01 | Candy: good for the soul, bad for the body. |
| Week of 10/29/01 | When in doubt, shut up. "Even a fool isthought to be wise if he keeps silent." (Prov. 17:28) |
| Week of 11/05/01 | Grinand bear it - bravery earns more sympathy.
Thehealing power of laughter exceeds that of pity. |
| Week of 11/12/01 | Toki's words of wizdom:"Milk cartons makevery boring pets." |
| Week of 11/19/01 | The hardest person to listen to is yourself. |
| Week of 11/26/01 | Poets shouldn't drive. |
