A long time ago, back in sophomore year when the evil
institution made us take health class, our evil
teacher - we'll just call her
Mrs. 'B'- sent a paper home
with our dear friend Lee. It was a survey
for a parental unit to fill out called "How
Well Do You Know Your Teen?" Her mom filled
it out that night and gave it back. Lee glanced
over it and found something odd. For the question "Who is your teenager's
best friend," Lee's mom
put "Bzok/Torre."
Thus, Bzok and Torre
became one entity...