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Turns outGroup Magazine has this nifty little thing calledGroup Workcamps,a week long experience that rebuilds houses, faith, and lives. The serious,life changing week is balanced out by the comedy of 400 teenagers living together in close quarters. This year our church was proud to be a part of this experience. 647 miles in three overcrowded vans communicating by radio and seven nights in an unairconditioned school:
A perfect opportunity for quotes...
Note:The opinions expressed in some of these quotes DO NOT necessarily express the opinions of Slash.
"The moose is running away with the casserole, I repeat: the moose is running away with the casserole." -me
"Doose!"-David
"Toni suggested that you obtain some peanut butter - skippy!" -David
"You shall earn the silver star!" -David
"Will says he's asleep." -me
"Hi Jiffy." -Scott
"Bring on the insanity." -Jimbo
"A manly truck, eh?" -David
"Don't get my pillow in the chicken, please." -Toni
"If you purchase milk, you're going to be a farmer." -Emily
"Can I lick your pillow for the point of science?" -David
"Do you see a lick-mark!?" -David
"Offense to the Catholics!" -the Gold Van
"I'm not afraid of people!" -Toni
"Run squirrel... run!" -Dessica
"That was an unnatural car horn from the Roman Catholics." -Scott
"What state are we in?" -Katie (to the man in the deli)
"Did you see the book or did you read the movie?" -David
"Do you wanna make out?" -David (to Emily - not Scott)
"Polly ... Polly Pocket, you're cute!" -Robin
"She said you're lacking in manhood." -Scott
"Hey David, KIWIBOX is back!" -Scott
"Welcome
to Carteret!" -me
"Welcome
to Carteret, yourself!" -Lori
"Jeez,
Lori, don't get all indignant on me!" -me
"Hey, that person has underwear on their... thing..." -Scott
"Don't think about brownies." -David
"David is scared of water towers." -Scott
"The Rock is not The Rock!" -David
"Hey! That old lady's playing with a Sesame Street doll!" -Scott
"She's cuddling Cookie Monster!" -David
"Stop hitting me with your mind!" David
"The Midgees are coming to get us!" -Scott
"Scott has Mercedes Benz and it makes me want to eat him." -David
"Everyone is safe when Toni holds the lollipops." -Toni
"Someday when you're 41 years old you'll be glad you're not me." -Jimbo
"I wanna know if the guy in the black van smokes crack." -Bryan
"This traffic is crazy!" -Toni
"Just cut this lady off; she's not important!" -Toni
"She's a natural born shellfish." -Scott
"Hey Jigga can I have your autograph?" -Scott
"First of all, it's edumacation." -Scott
"You've been fooled by the Reading Rainbow." -Scott
"David I'm a home." -Scott
"I'm afraid of the people in your family." -David
"Scott eats his butt she implied." -David
"When Trees Attack - Volume 9." -David
"I don't say dumb things." -Emily
"We don't need to work harder, we just need to work smarter." -Bryan
"If you were a kitchen appliance what would you be?" -David
"The Spanish guys dig that trash can porn." -David
"Kiss for the Yelley Light." -David
"David, enough about your underwear! We've heard enough about your underwear!"-Scott
"Whatever smells bad it's not my hair." -me
"I'll loiter you!" -Scott
"I was sliding on the brick... it's slippery." -Toni
"Who said the Tootsie Rolls were making love?" -David
"Don't hide yourself from the world, Scott." -Toni
"I don't want to Puff the Magic Dragon! It's bad for you!" -Scott
"Get back here KIWIBOX!" -Scott
"KIWIBOX is goin' down!" -Scott
"The KIWIBOX returns!" -me
"Jimbo, you're about to get smoked!" -Bryan
"Look,
David! A water tower!" -me
"Ten
years ago, I would've been scared!" -David
"Can I have some nail polish?" -Scott
"Areus yoous mockingus meus!?" -me
"CARCASS!"-Dessica
"Give it to me and everything will be fine - everything will be fine!" -Toni
"We just passed a turkey!" -me
"Look! Whitney Avenue!" -Lori
"This might not feel good going up my butt." -David
"Tap the rockies!" -Toni
"Hackanum..."-me
"What's
up?" -Bryan
"What... it's hot in here...." -Bryan
"We're not having a party we're having a 'shindig'." -Bryan
"Are you sure you want us to pull off at the rest area? I mean, we don't wantto intrude on your 'shindig'!" -me
"I pooped my nose!" -Scott
"You put lobster everywhere - lobster soda!" -David
"You know I'm legally deaf when I don't have my contacts in, don't you?" -Gregg
"Hey!
Why don't we all stop and get tattoos of the Episcopal Church symbol!"-Lori
"I
don't know, did we get the parent release forms for that?" -Jimbo
"It
was in the fine print." -Lori
"It
looks like the end of the world!" -David
"Oh
my god! What a depressing beach!" -Scott
"No, that's not my theme song! It's 'It's Raining Men!'" -Robin
"I think if all 24 of us showed up at Wild Willy's, Willy would go Wild."-Jimbo
"The uncomfortable underwear boxer store." -David
"Someone ask Bryan if he's marinating." -Will
"17 cosine 30 degrees..." -Will
"That sand looks like Toni Baloni!" -David
"They choose to be on the rocks - on the sewer!" -David
"Attack of the bikers!" -Dessica
"He's like: 'I brought the ugliest pants.'" -David
"I would like to dearly shake your hand!" -Will
"Do you have the sexy 64 version?" -Will (about Zelda)
"Yeah, I'm Toni!" -Will
"Laughin' McLaugh-Laugh!" -Will
"Maine is different!" -Will
"W- R - E - G!" -Dessica
"I am such a gentleman." -me
"Is there a reason you're knocking on my butt!?" -me
"Robin!
Would you like to dress up in pretty dresses to have your picture taken?"-Gregg
"That
sounds like something [Torre] would say!" -Robin
"Meese
is the plural of mice!" -Chris
